Google+ Elementary School Counselor blog, by Scott Ertl, Elementary School Counselor: Need some humor therapy? Here are 10 funny jokes guaranteed to bring a smile.

Monday, March 24, 2014

Need some humor therapy? Here are 10 funny jokes guaranteed to bring a smile.

10 Funny Jokes
to bring a smile!

(or at least a groan)

These are not original by Scott Ertl.
Authors are unknown.

1. Why did the cookie go to the school counselor? 
         -Because it was feeling crummy.

2. Why can't you hand be 12 inches from your pinky to your thumb?
         -Because then it would be a foot.

3. What does Frosty the Snowman eat for breakfast?

4. Knock  Knock.
        -Who's there?
   Cows go.
        -Cows go who?
   No, Cows go mooooooooo!

5. Why do cows wear bells?
        -Because their horns don't work.

6. Why was the cross-eyed teacher fired? 
        -She couldn't control her pupils. 

7. What is the shortest month?
        -May. It only has 3 letters.

8. What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
        -A minnie van!

9. What did the water say to the boat?
        -Nothing, it just waved.

10. A man walks up to the librarian and says, “I’ll have a cheeseburger and fries, please.”         -Librarian responds, “Sir, you know you’re in a library, right?”
     Guy says, “Oh, sorry. [in a whisper] I’ll have a cheeseburger and fries, please.

Telling jokes can have pros and cons.
  • Counselors can show that they can take a joke and tell a joke while retaining their sense of respect.
  • Laughter can create a sense of safety, play, creativity, fun, and joy.
  • Counselors can help students learn a joke to share with friends or on the school announcements to get attention in a positive manner.
  • Counselor can be viewed as a "talker" instead of a "listener."
  • Jokes can become sarcastic and hurt others' feelings without the counselor meaning or knowing it.
  • Some counselors joke too much and they lose others' trust and rapport.
  • Jokes can become inappropriate, vulgar or mean-spirited.

In the comments below, please share one of your favorite jokes or how you use humor with classroom guidance or counseling.

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