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10 Funny Jokes
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1. Why did the cookie go to the school counselor?
-Because it was feeling crummy.
2. Why can't you hand be 12 inches from your pinky to your thumb?
-Because then it would be a foot.
3. What does Frosty the Snowman eat for breakfast?
-Snowflakes!
4. Knock Knock.
-Who's there?
Cows go.
-Cows go who?
No, Cows go mooooooooo!
5. Why do cows wear bells?
-Because their horns don't work.
6. Why was the cross-eyed teacher fired?
-She couldn't control her pupils.
7. What is the shortest month?
-May. It only has 3 letters.
8. What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
-A minnie van!
9. What did the water say to the boat?
-Nothing, it just waved.
10. A man walks up to the librarian and says, “I’ll have a cheeseburger and fries, please.” -Librarian responds, “Sir, you know you’re in a library, right?”
Guy says, “Oh, sorry. [in a whisper] I’ll have a cheeseburger and fries, please.”

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